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Miss Lynnster
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miss_lynnster, first rocketed to fame by the Patron Saints of Graphic Design, is an "Artsy Chick" from California who experiments on Hollywood celebrities by casually pretending to pick lint off their clothes.
Famous People Whom Miss Lynnster Claims To Have Met
- Bono
- Rosemary Clooney
- Elvis Costello
- Mel Brooks
- John Fogerty, crusty old rock dude with a big ego ("FOOOOGGGGERRRRRTTYYYYYY!!!!")
- Charles Bronson
- Marvin Jenkins, Marvin Gaye's pianist & all around sweet man
- Bobby Bruce
- Isaac Tigrett
- Christopher Walken (just saw him, didn't meet)
- Ben Stein (extended kindness to her mom, didn't meet)
- Wilt Chamberlain (her head came in contact with his ass. more G rated than it sounds)
- Howie Morris, Carl Reiner, Sid Caesar and Imogene Coca
- A cocaine-fueled Gary Busey armed with a harmonica
- People who jumped off two bridges (depressed now?)
Aaaaaand... who really cares about *ANY* of this? Nobody! (<---- that part written by miss lynnster)
