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A transcript for Episode 107: "Breakin' the Dowels with ColdChef " (2014-08-03).

Pronoiac set up autosub, which uses/abuses the Google web speech API, and this transcript came from there.

It might be best looked at as automatically generated dada.

Transcript

But when we get rolling

This is

Running start at this one

Beer way to take it

Am i going to get to

My brother just offered me a beer but i turned it down but i'm on call

Super mario brothers taco las vegas nevada

Private investigator talking to people?

Recipe whale tale pale ale

Terrapin beer co liquid bliss chocolate peanut butter porter

That is not a bee

Beer and accuses the harry potter font

Did jesus laughing cuz he thinks will tell if something is not right up the road from where moby dick was written

Why i contain multitude i know what that means about things on 500 moby dick has the word dick in it so

Death too much and you know

I let you go on welcome to it

Episode 17 of the

Metafilter best of the web podcast

This is covering

June 1st

Through what is today

Under that was the first through it

I don't want you to get up at the correct interval

Ideas for covering the august

Jessamine

Yes you are

No credit union plan is it all union playing at 7

We only got around a planet out how to do that like you know

Two episodes ago

With us with us today as special guest host

Cold chef gj charlotte downtown louisiana

Hello there

Charlie is a charlet starlight charlotte so long it's good we never like

King james twitter

It's always written down

Difference method

Yes gjergj call jeff is joining us today matt is busy slacking up at slac

So we're mix it up in an hour

Having everybody his favorite undertaker come on the show in just so

Sorry i hang out and talk to us about

Metafilter the way we always like to do

How are you doing today

Processing time

Mod shoes

I'm just going to say over and over again

Perfect paperback writer about two minutes now

Yes i i'm using skype for only the second time of my entire life so

And you did you did warn me going in you

You are an undertaker you are on call at sports

Possible at any moment someone could turn up dead and you'll have to

And action

Put on your

Victoria gray tights and cape

Howell mi

Water off in the night there

That's correct that means i got it. also there

But i will hope you can hold on you for the whole time

That's like a whole way right like a whole mannerly way where you like doing a thing and you look at your phone and then you're like

Yeah i gotta take this

Cnn

The people must know all right

Like you're on the death call but you don't say it like i'm on a duck call with you have like a lot you say it

Special force rangers

Adjust a panda habitat special number for adecco have an answering service

So when they call them in depending on the time of day you, know what it is

There are people who will call in the middle of the night with just random questions

Better not c** mediate like you're just an advice nurse thursday. yeah i was just wondering

Oh yeah in the middle of the night and so you answer as politely as possible hours

Because you have enough hours kind of jobs are there

If you could be the new must be

That's the way to work when you're on call you literally never sleep

4 hours a day

I've developed the great skill i develop that when i was in high school of being able to

Wake from a completely sound sleep and sound exactly like i've been up for hours

I can do that actually

I even i mean

You must have the same thing but you can even just lie like that wake you all know i was

Bob sapp so lonely i would do anything

I've also got the the contrasting skill of being able to act like i just woke up when the phone's ringing in it

That's not what i want to talk to me after i wake you up

Like my father's house right this is kind of dead person story lake

I'm at my father's house we have a telephone here it's my father's telephone number but we keep it because the alarms connected to it and what the

The hell why not right

But the only people that call are like scam artists right because

Does that number doesn't link to a living human being and has

4 years road

Anytime it rings

It's never anybody but i pick it up and how come sometimes i'm bored maybe a little lonely but i'll always be like that huh

Canobie lake

Test your computer

I don't have a computer

Who is this hahaha

Hahaha

What it's like those crazy scam people who are trying to tell you that you have a virus

Only when you tell if you don't have a computer they actually don't have part of the script

Animals that you just hang up

Well you know nfl players like they might

Get out anyway

They're probably not going to get me fired

Yeah yeah

I used to work at a hotel we used to play this game where are we

We would see who can get the telemarketer to hang up on them

F*** f*** f*** f***

So we would always tell him that we had to speak to a supervisor but i will be right back in just a moment and you put them on

Old woman get pick up milk at 4

4 - 8 minutes from 12 to mad magazine joke that i remember from being a kid like how long can

He leave the telephone just in the oven

Look up before people just hang up and then like testing the different people and how long they stay

Why the oven

Have someone who do you think it was a funny cartoon

I don't know

I was getting service on my home cable the other day

I was trying to rush around because i have to call service person

I'm alive i'm just trying to walk me through how to fix my cable

And i said okay okay let me hurry up hurry up and go grab like a screwdriver

Sir sir

I'm here for the next eight hours and i'm perfectly fine talking to you for the next eight hours

Old myspace like homes not talk to you all day so what the fuss

Kevin roper

Get some point we do need to pivot

Retirement metafilter in the snowboarders pleasantries yes

Just waited mei kentucky gentleman all night

Cheap drinks types

Holland 7

Smallest positive integer requiring six syllables in english

If you don't count the ant

If you don't

106

Oh without you and it only has 5 years

107

They don't care about us

What is always a real son-of-a-bitch of a number in english that

It like that

The one the one

That's two syllables of the light

Basic counting

Yes i guess it's not like this not like there's the longer ones in the shore

Everybody got this s*** figured out except for 7

Batman games

Seven sounds like the name of someone's annoying

Big apple neighborhood you know it

That's why some

Turn it up name 7

Oh this is death

You know my sister just found out that one of her friends doesn't like the number 5 cause he belongs to the shooting club

Dress up like cowboys

And i you have to have like a cowboy named and

And so he wanted to have leg buckeye be part of his cowboy names were like f****** many colors that means like you have

Number 5

Like how can you not like the number five but you don't like the number 7 so clearly this distaste for certain numbers as i am

The rock

672 great neck

Just think

Name wise

It's causing some problems that we would

You wouldn't need to deal with it

British fix stupid syllables but like you know it probably is name is actually so then

I want to do like stand up

How many syllables are there

Counting crows cracking is this your first beer

If not eat if it sits is huntsville heat

The only thing i have to say about 107 is it the designation for the fair use exception in copyright law which is

Big s*** so i mentioning it breaks up section 107 or

17 usc 107

That's it that's all that s*** 107 there's a whole bunch other b******* is that in auspicious number i don't even know what that means

And the number of lethal acupuncture points i didn't think that's real i can somebody

I'm somebody added that to wikipedia out if i wanted to kill zone with a time

Needle

Guessing the number of differ

Some places i could do

Do it ad

What do you depend a lot on the technique

Radio shack lee i mean after all in your eye

Let's move on her right well let's talk about 1070 yet

Thoughts

Font

Psalm 107

Thanks to the lord for he is good his love endures forever we use at lawton obituaries that's why i know it

The whole thing sounds are short right

Yeah i know it. it's a long song if it goes on and off of arts which way she paid for the lines that are you

Try to keep as concise as possible

You just refer to it and then people kind of know how the rest of it goes

It's like i got scared of cats

Now thats what i call summer

Give up on trying to run an artichoke so what should we talk about jobs real quick brighton psalm 107 1

Laundromat

China rivers in the wilderness

What

Teasing

It's the pits

33

Pretextual all iniquity shall stop her mouth

R8

Bob's

I was a hexagon have

Jobs this month but there's several jobs in the new york-new jersey area

Is also an hr administrator

Los angeles rail yard

Alligator man how to drive a stick shift what i think would be amazing true that is that is pretty good

Regular router reach me right

Wgj jude learning driving a tractor like black people in souther

Where we are when we drive our heroes and the swan

Bump

So i'm trying to understand that sentence say it again

Piro's a flat bottom canoe that you use in the swamp

I never learned how to drive a stick

Guess i'll smoke machine are you serious, teach you how to drive stick sometime then

Next time you come to new york city you have to come all the way out to massachusetts or vermont

Teacher

Girlfriend try to teach

Teach me once and i just about ruined her car so

Start with a really bad car

Stick it stick it

What is worthwhile

Io

I probably will never because

It's never even been an issue because by the time we buy a car cover years ago

You know automatics are so ubiquitous at this point

Sure they are up washer

Car nearest my god that is the jury still out

Maybe it's all just a long rifle joke

Cvs

The projects

Projects that talk about project this month

How old is dj pick one that he likes because as josh never talking before the podcast many of the top

Braided projects belong to us

You but i'm feel well for myself this month so somebody else maybe should talk about maybe some

Another staff

I'll give a quick shout-out to uh uh

Girl

Case kimberly aka

Jesse hold my quahog

I was on the captain and his friend aaron just put out monkey popeye game that will work on for wildstar the game jam

Two player game where

Heritage controlling a monkey and you find remote control you can control the other monkey briefly and transfer them and like that

Deadly trackers on

Game and it's fun

Holiday finally put it out i'm happy

Let's go play monkey pop

That's great shirt keyboard that sounds like a recipe for divorce already i get some real punches on the shoulder in

It's like tilting a pinball machine accept the other person is at 10

Pinball machine

Sorry is a sorry asses aren't alright

I didn't know that that's cool

But you know i'm always excited to see a new project by the welk

He and i have actually met sally

X in real life

New orleans and buffalo new york to take me to get ice

Really expensive haircut when i was in new york

And i hear a fun guy to show you around the city he seems like a real match

Yes i need a lot more

Writing a project on performing

I need a piece recently called i'm getting really tired of living

What does quaint english village that's really funny

That makes it dangerous level funny essay

It's very good

Performance adds a lot to it

Kevin wanted to watch that are shockable

Real steel the hedgehog

Talk to justin about this

Feel the project when it comes through

June allyson

Discovered

Operations insight

I'm no longer surprised at anything exists

Instead i'm currently thinking oh s*** i was going to go back in

Look at that thing

Things every month

List of things cause you

Phone watch

Very very very funny

And i also enjoyed the good bloods at essay about the secret language of brazilian trans women too because it's

Scion medium which is sometimes lake and matter which is sort of like to the people that i write for

But it's a it's an illustrated essay and it just looks really cool like one of my favorite things to read on medium in general is the nipple

Which is all it was traded

Metallic short form comics kind of stuff

But this is sort of a longer

Illustrated

Bing

Why i use your husband easier for a while but mostly has been

Writing an ask metafilter and i just i learned some stuff

Talks a little bit about time

Portuguese folks as well which is slightly relevant to time in this sort of semi portuguese part of massachusetts right now so i just

Yeah yeahs down and like westport isn't but like fall river and new bedford ferry portuguese

I didn't know that

I'm so uh

Terrific food

Totally different culture

Really interesting and especially relative to like the rest of massachusetts like it's it's it's a completely different

Consideration so i thought it was cool very interesting very well done essay and it was need to see it projects

Dental association the great head like a hole then it is crater lake

Recorders top down

Yeah the bangles super funny angles but they look really really

Really cool there was

It was okay

Moanalua purchase the knock knock jokes i ended up making an actual medical term

Zadig knock knock

Big big big nick not like ice cream we mention him every

Maybe we should also talk to him at some point he's a very nice guy in person

Videos on the boston fight so i can speak to my home in fact i think i have met him as well i'm i'm

Put it together now

Yeah i guess you made of

I'm laughing at the thing that he should lie to the post again

Knock knock jokes twitter

What about called a auto

What does knock knock jokes by

Knock knock who's there picking a word

Word who and the word whatever google autocomplete

Black girls are easy.com the second i gotta try this right now but not knock who's there d-day

Dj whoo kid faces

There donkeys donkeys and donkeys place

564 gout

How does this work you send it a love thing or it just doesn't matter i think it just

Naked pics of word i'm not sure how it picks

First word exact

Ashley major sort of do are random

But then it does whatever the first google autocomplete it comes out

How comes with a junk inside that terrible

The dumbest jokes

Robot that understands the structure

Attractions attractions to attractions near hershey park

Why i love that and after turned up

I thought there a couple things in the medical terms red

Other related

Robots. came up as well

Isaac super charming

Once again

Minimalist work to get to

To get a random word

Oh yeah yeah yeah documented google autocomplete api

Secret undocumented

Text to matt saying what

Navigate to go jumping without you aj come on yeah boom boom boom

Get her wet on

What is another one that i like

Na this is

Alaska pca vives

Sorry

So sorry

Fish that is at the end of the joke

Don't forget me when i asked you to make them up it's impossible to know

Sorry i'm sorry dude super duty anvil

Tomato game called xo bikes danville

Do it now like swift yeah okay that makes me

I was having trouble parsing it

Anvil

Maplestory available for the i have no memory returns

Have no ability to retain

You're not even the

Actually named in the post on my computer now

That's that's that's not so scary

Go to your brother

It's charming it's all so it just happens

Something that

I started with it

They were like hey

Icon for java

What should i program in his life

He's making exciting

They did

They made it

It's so much better

Little kingdom

I'm supercharged

Tonight's football game

Honda

Roc royal

Bso search

And i'm just so glad i didn't get that

It was fun just as a tweet

Come to nothing but

Boom

A while later this thing actually shows up in

Nfl

What fills me with a sense of power

Like i can say do with egg on twitter and then it happens

Discounted good right yeah that's it

Interesting very aggressive with great responsibility to

If i'm not going to do anything bad

Just like spider-man

Yep exactly like spiderman

Kenneth michael i got my uncle killed

He got the others you like tj

You just got

Mine and yours okay why you wanna be mine all the ores

Oh yeah

Who did

Another one of these blah-bitty-blah of random words

Turn into atomic comics on how would you sterilize a lot of work to turn

Perhaps something that kind of looks like you did it by hand in 15 minutes

Ombre calvin and markoff does make mean

Ghetto semi-coherent narrative that of calvin and hobbes

Threads

Do

A thing

Panther door but i've seen the ones that you're posting apparently it took lots of work and you're doing more work

But yeah

Yes

It's all about them

Ashley

If they have time like so if you find the one that you like

Kitten have a lincoln you can sort of

Send it around which is the doraville from

Vip

Become what am i sort of like pee

Hey i'm working on this thing little chatter

Feel like i'm sort of using it off label

My people are mostly posting

Images found on the web but like i told him to find stuff

Content creator that's important to get all i'm just a content finder

Create content to

Sometimes you created

Library of congress today

Your library and the frog

Just read the url mean i thought i was over scroll down if i can do that but i guess that's what it says

Library of progress

The play on words

If you will

If you want then don't talk

Find it

Holy upon it

Unquestionably

Unlike

It's it's it's not it's not necessarily the grass

Fish

Yes you you put together

Editor's page on

Aunt on the opening

Denver library congress

Cousins play possibly the most important library jobs that is going to become open in my lifetime and everyone sitting on her cell

Mom's being like holy hope they pick someone good and it's like you know we can actually have a conversation about

Who did she pick and why did like in forms to people who are doing the hiring

Fly

Like the copyright part like that

Dmca exception part like

That you don't get rid of the backlog in open access and all the other staff

So yeah it's been my little hobby horse in this is one

One part of that

He put together really nice

Now it's just one of those turn key templates i just type words into it with super simple words in sign anything

I know right now i construe

Why cannot i copy them

Oh yeah but you chose which ones

You know what a dumbass i feel like i could look like

What tiny icon represents change management and then i look in the window and i'm like i hate myself

What's up i think when you're in the office

Trying to figure out exactly what color of light 88 copy paper is perfect for your little hand out on whatever the

Everything is noticed goldenrod released today

Microsoft word basics

Now there's only so many options

Yeah i mean. i think that it looks like inside

Cedaredge roar like a file

Redbox

I can't tell if i lost it was you active

Red devil designs change management to me

Is coach it everything just get those boxes in the back room

What's the temperature outside

Patagonia outlet

That well you know special shout-out to whoever the people are they do the the do the yum

What do those little icons let me see if i can figure it's the ff

Ipod something

Have a name and there's a hole there's a whole page of like these icons you can use them they are free they are so

That was awesome

Oh yeah projects it's great to see people creating all the steps to creating

Unstoppable

There's a question or maybe a comet

Both of you are content creators

Have you ever come up with something that's kind of also

You have an arrow that down a little bit

Yes or no does like a really terrible like

Popcorn noir joker card of that thing just a curse to you

So you make like a little picture or think about it

You don't want to take credit for it so you just put it on the internet he say oh look what i just found the f*** up

No i've never die i have decided not to hit post on things

I've done it maybe once or twice in my entire

In my tire internet history but generally know although tits tempt

Bing

I have nothing to lose right to like having stuff attached to my name doesn't actually

I've occasionally made b***** tweets from a different

Twitter account that i used to have

A while ago

But i don't think i have anymore

I don't do terrible things like that either

Gas death

How far is winthrop to ask your friends while playing doctor and they tell you all their playing doctor stories you're like oh i've never done that

Are there any particularly good things you never would have done something like

A twist

Remind

I would have never taken really horrible

Adult swim

Condimento valentine's day cards and sent them out two people think i just found

I like that idea

I like the idea but i would yes i would start a tumblr blog

F

You are without a real gas

Let's make this a project

Let's make this a thing that's so beautiful so horrible that i would cringe as i made them

I can't even imagine what that might even be like

Premier best conversation have offline sure we can always edit this outpost but sometimes you say you're going to do that

Josh doesn't show i

How to keep a capacitor

Toys collection

Facebook

Yes

I know i can spend some time

Austin like 5 min

You know what this is just

This isn't good enough to justify

The subterfuge

What was said to teach a now and then he can just

And i want and i just told you that before you catch a if you need someone to put

Put everything on the internet that give you enough distance for plausible deniability and if someone did get blind it would be me

I would take the heat for that

Absolutely appreciate that now having said that don't start posting off of things

And then saying that the tigers and things to me but i'm not saying hey

I kill people

Think that way

I can't even think that way you know i did drive by my local funeral

Go home today in

But i should just go say hi to the potter funeral home people because they were

You're so nice

Back in the day

Yeah i just i don't know you

You're something i actually text each other quite a bit now

She says she doesn't send you a topless selfies

I said she said

That's what you supposed to say

The f*** the f*** the f*** the f*** she's awesome you guys should be friends you have a fever with slightly even more

Or similar sensibility than you and i do if that is possible

Isn't she lovely

Always always suffer good joke so we went to the cemetery joshi said that we basically said to pick

Pictures from the cemetery 12 gj that was mean kate giving him the finger by the the

Greystone at said but and

911 to draw a ship that had the most lard

Gravestone that was cross the street from the butt

Gravestone & i thai

Now that you that what you have

Dell computer guy

Yeah yeah i love cemeteries out i was i'm grown up and i'm

And so are there still a lot of games i play in cemeteries especially when i'm standing out there just

Soundboard

Favorite game to play as when i call a poison birthday cake

Which is where you try to find somebody who

Died on the same day that they were born

Different ear

Oh nice

1 cemetery in mississippi that i go to

Is a 6 people

All died on their own birthday card

Does the doctor come back

Frozen birthday cake

The greyhound bus have a really crappy

Baker honda

I have no idea

Also like to look for people who died on

Popular. or born like a holiday like on christmas

Imagine like to know how much their family resented them for that the people that died like 3 days

Weather birthday and i feel sad

Examples of equator

Swamp

Follow through people

I just make an effort

You were so close

Turn your terrible

That's funny where you find out and look up

Husband and wife who died on the exact same battery

Create a narrative in your head that

The rent-a-car radford house burn down on the both side or something like that

Dinosaur

Murderers

Oh so you use you work in and live and operate in

I presume you have you know ever left this

Do you have breakfast

Planet

So like new england cemeteries are so weird

As someone who grew up you know in portland where cemeteries are just like real

Lawyers in remarkable about it

What if it's just a cemetery really really old

Old f******

Cemeteries

Penguin

Hollywood cemetery you go to you can see

What's the current style of headstone at every had

That was

Death heads

Turned into like angels and what enters a****** weird evolution

Headstone cutting back in like that

1717 century of the self

. some of that town in louisiana to coldwater hair loss elko nevada great and pretty quick

What you also see a lot and not in the south as i

Homemade crepes

Birthstones

People who make your own tribute some things that a

Mentalist

Hundreds of years they're supposed to

Canadair

Ultimate alliance 2 fur

50 or 60 years as long as you know the people who made them are still alive and adult party that far into the future

Future

I was just there

Maybe someone 20 years later

It's really poorly maintained

No one who cared about it

Has anyone ever hundred years by the time that person's be

What are turn one really creepy aspect of a louisiana cemeteries especially down in new orleans

So many people died

During hurricane katrina

Dad

When you walk through the cemeteries

You'll see the same day

Coming out for gta

Cialis 25 2005

Over and over and over and over and over again

Cemeteries lake

Triumph dealer around

Orioles roster

Areas for today

Forgot 20 burials like in a week

Are they just going to like

Okd 20 / right here

Atlantic broadband

I try to guess there is i guess you buy a plot ahead of time

The plot so here's what's interesting in new orleans have crepes

Moms that

Basically

Deep hole

Mma build si

Marble building over it

The burial movie comes after the burial they put on wooden dowels over the whole they roll the casket

Acetic acid

Wooden casket always

Supported by the weight of the dowels

And then when the dowels

Rot

Casket falls down into the hole

Fairway and it makes like a crazy scary noise in the middle of the night

My door

I want to talk to when you're walking around a cemetery go to a big black dick

I did not know that

Why did they do this this way

Because you're getting married

Multiple generations within the plant cell

It's not just let them drop that seems

Weird

Every moment you'll join the pile of previous

Rotting bodies in caskets from previous generations gap in the whole of your family has

Most likely the ideas that will happen when no one's around

I'm hungry. spend a lot more time in cemeteries that most people do so i farted more than most people will ya

But there's a rule

I have two people in the same family died

During the same calendar year

The body that's in the krypt

What is in there for a year and then

The day

After a year and a day enough the body hasn't fallen down into the hole

Jumping up and then the next body goes in

So if you die like this

Super saiyan someone dies in january and the next person dies in july

That person go

Goes into a man

Mausoleum

The wave

Earlier in the day to go into the hole

It'll just put them in the hole and then put the other person on top of them you have to fall into the hole

Wow

Gg allin so much every time i talk to you

Newark new jersey near newark new jersey

Ikea grove avenue richmond virginia 30090

Ear piercing

I guess i could talk about you know

Cherries

Pretty much forever but i will tell you most of the butterfly fabric from the past month

Ri death and cemetery related to olympics

Somatic

We'll talk about stuff you like

Let's get into it

Metafilter ask metafilter i never met over

Who made the first what do the blue were the ones that i like him was

Happiness for you

Amber

Molly and caitlin dewey

Disrupting the homes are disrupting the funeral home business

I wasn't supposed to say

That was a post about how are

Who wrote the book about a modern sanitary practices called smoke gets in your eyes

Oh i brought her book and you know i actually thought the couple emails with her she sounds like a top-notch human being

Typical

Oceania differ on a few things

But but yeah she should i spray water can soap

They're making a big push for

Hack home

Home funerals on

Without all the other traditional uh general business

So luckily the thread did not turn into a bunch of talk about making generals

Why does my wife talk about that before any time you have a

Fred that's about funerals what are usually talks turns into a bunch people talk about well when i die i want this ridiculous

Firefly live vikings i want to be stuck mom is a stuffed into urethra wires giants bhp

Get it out yet

Idm

Seriously though i did i don't know what suddenly that came back to me that old thread about the story about

I got a fever dream you had

I don't write it down and prove it

That's weird

Hold on hold on

Las vegas viking funerals of such strange penis and we're done

Why are you not talking right now okay okay

I want to make sure it wasn't like a little kid vintage pewter

American cultural history

You are

It's it's one of those threads that could have really time icarly

Really quickly but it actually didn't

Nfl team got to a couple of other things about

Why we have funerals and wild

The cases we turn them over 20

Professional and try instead of trying to do it ourselves

What i like about it is that was a good day

Difference of opinion about it

Everybody kind of respected each other's opinions about it

Free icloud wander are lost

Do define

How many opportunities does ted

Have

Detailed

Director undertaker

Discussions

Did you get a chance to mix professionally much

Cars that goes are there like you know

How to record chat

Rooms

Baby with other funeral directors today

There are there are few electric inventions

Call me there as bad as any other conventions swag from them sometimes

I got toe tags from tj when he went to one of us

Reassure employees are really great because it's copying out of the bomb

The as a regular booth babes that you said anything else except that pocket like in bombing fluid

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Which books by relationship overnight

Where's my cut

Unpaid emotional labor

Article

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Things up in such a way that a lot of the stuff is just a

A woman's job in a relationship it's going to be

Baby you know

The wife's job

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There's a gigantic gigantic thread on metafilter and the whole thing is worth reading witches

Because it's like that

It's like 1600 comments off

Long i just it's kept going for like two weeks

It is just full of a bunch of really

Good interesting sometimes

Kind of sad or depressing or

We sold it. you know

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Reflecting on this and talking to each other about it

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Food stamps

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Baby you're coming

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Put in a lot of ways i'm definitely the one who kind of have to check in with although

The kind of structural stuff about our relationship like it get out

When are we going to meet and what are you going to bring and i got a message from someone

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I was just kind of you know doing that i throw up my hands feel like i have to do everything around here

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Queen these threads especially the one ask metafilter the emotional labor checklist

I'll check it out

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Do the dishes and then i have to make sure you clean the kitchen right because you mostly do some of the dishes but not all the dishes in seoul

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But like for some reason that hook

Emotional labor aspect where you can kind of point to it be like i'm not saying you're not doing your job

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Maybe

Is it being taken into account when we eat when we figure out if we're both kind of doing the work

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As it before i mean

Generally pretty happy together anyhow

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And it's also really easy to kind of .2

You know the emotional labor and be like yeah but you just put in the effort that nobody else requires

Being able to bring it around and be like well accepted

The necessary for a relationship to function at this high level

So let's talk about it so it since we've been talking but literally fell last week or two

You don't you don't really clean the porch and i didn't even ask him the other day like it's like i feel stupid

Pretty even talking about it but it's really like made noticeable changes in the way we sort of treat one another up

How about some of these topics

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Meaning of thing that made it

Not his fault but kind of his responsibility to understand what i was bringing to the table

And it was awesome

Really just awesome and helpful

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People been tweeting

About it it's like

Like you said it was i asked me to read there's actually at least two maybe three acme threads

Drivers 101 that idea

The couple others like the summer

Oh my gosh this real

Made me realize

Truth about my relationship

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Just realize what's wrong

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Elucidate

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Good for my relationship

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You're f****** not your data

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You know you you have to deal with

People you have to deal with

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The colin and someone's child

Elvis died

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Meralco started working here was the first cases

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Dealing with it

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Who is the owner of the business at the time and i

Customer said

Why is it so hard i don't know i don't know this family i don't know this child why is it so hard and he said

How do you say what you have to learn how to do

You have to learn how to separate ourselves from the work you're doing

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The counselor

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Go home and cry about it

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I think it's worth saying that one the best things about this thread

We're not only all the really great comments

Mostly from the female members

Metafilter

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Look like an arrow

Guys are going to come and go yet

Hey i don't do that conga

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Mayor of the munchkins

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Shut up and listen

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Big willy it really meant a lot and and and i did

How do you tend to be one of those people who were members birthdays and send out cards

And reaches out to friends when they're having a hard time

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Reached out and just kind of said thank you to me

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How will i know we both know this is true

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Are you a good friend

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Yes or no about of some

Stuff like craigslist

My brother's make the phone

Colorado more often

Send an email more often

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Just going through my world of social media being like way to go

You're doing great that was interesting thank you for other people who i know you know

How could you use a thumbs-up from somebody whose opinion they value

And part of it for me was realizing i should turn some of that

Fortify family's direction as well i mean not that i don't like my family and interact with my family but that

I should include them in my daily romp around

Hey

That thing

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Just say the thing and like you know

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Never let your good at it with everyone else why can't you

Get better at that we can always have people

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I'm glad you came

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Austin mahone next day just stay here by my letters just trying to help the country when is mother's day

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Boulevard members real names and email addresses

Ipad

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Miley cyrus album

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In the mail

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Actor fred lynn and thurman munson

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I totally didn't

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Childhood

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Get your s***

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In the seventies especially

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Notebook that would come with like special stamps from that year

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Those notebooks for like every year from like 1970 i guess to lake 1979

And it got all the stamps which are unused which as you know are legitimate u.s. postage

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Sears

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Electric bill

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